What kind of flowers do you give a girl when you accidentally drop her while carrying her?

We were having a very romantic evening watching the Minnesota Twins play baseball on the Tele.





Well, one thing led to another, and.....the Twins scored the tying run in the 9th.





It was around this time that the lady of the house decided she wanted to procreate. So, as usual, I lifted her up and was going to proceed to carry her to the garage so we could %26quot;do some lovin%26#039;%26quot;, and the Twins scored the winning run!!!





In the excitement of the moment, I thrust my hands upward in victory and yelled in excitement. Unfortunately, I also heard a loud %26quot;OUCH%26quot; as my amour hit the floor.





The cold metal called %26quot;enswell%26quot; has helped the swelling and blackness around my eye, but my heart is still broken! My love won%26#039;t talk to me, plus she didn%26#039;t let me %26quot;carry out my duty%26quot; last night!!!





What type of flowers should I send her to basically tell her how she completes me and blah blah blah. Basically, how do I get her to get over it?

What kind of flowers do you give a girl when you accidentally drop her while carrying her?
Personally I think you should get her a pot of those plant yourself flowers. This way you%26#039;re also giving her an activity. But if you ask me, I think she%26#039;s at fault here.


She should have had the decency to either pleasure you while the game was still going on, or wait until it was over!


Perhaps she should apologize to YOU!!!
Reply:The fact that you two retire to the garage for an oil-stained, exhaust fume-filled post-baseball hump session should be far more alarming than someone being dropped on his or her head on the way to the %26quot;monkey love barn.%26quot;





Add to that the worrisome factor of you calling sex a %26quot;duty%26quot; to be %26quot;carried out%26quot; like Missus WhatsHerDroppedA$s must soldier and grit it out and you%26#039;ve got yourself a Twin Cities nightmare.
Reply:A fragrant, yet colorful mix of dandelions, buttercups, lion%26#039;s breath, and fuzzy tiger lilies.
Reply:Flowers AND a nice gift at this point. And then some time spent with her doing whatever it is she would like to do. Yep. Take it like a man.
Reply:If she hasn%26#039;t gotten over it by now then you need more than flowers. A good therapist might help.
Reply:as many red roses as you can afford!! Think dozens!!!!





Leave out the blah blah blah on the card...
Reply:Black eyed Susans......
Reply:i go with 12 white roses,



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